I HATE TODAY

I HATE TODAY BECAUSE OF ONE INCIDENT I HATE IT TODAY IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE EVER I HATE IT I SHOULD NOT STAY BACK AFTER SCHOOL HATE IT MAN Y I STAY BACK

Question !!! a little stupid

What dose Bruce Lee like to drink ???

Ans : WATER ?!?!?!?!

Do you know why

Explain for those who dun know hehehe
Because Bruce like to fight and soo he will say WATER *\(^.^)/*

Very stupid rite paiseh

1st post in 2009 ?

Hehehe long time no update my blog ler paiseh did you miss the funny thing

Now i wan introduce my self again hehe <~ this very boring i am studing at Unity sec school and my class 1/3 not soo good this year and my CCA is Red Cross i love it is fun ohyeah booya hit mi babe 1more time
WATER !!!!

Must read funny sia

Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone!Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!======================================================
This is hilarious ...Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty
(Mandarin)Anne Chin => Keep Quiet
(Mandarin)Faye Chen => Dusty
(Mandarin)Carl Cheng =>Buttock
(Hokkien)Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks
(Hokkien)Lucy Leow => You are dead
(Hokkien)Jane Tan => Frying eggs
(Mandarin)Suzie Leow => Lose till death
(Hokkien)Henry Mah => Hate your mum
(Mandarin)Corrine Tai => Poor fellow
(Hokkien)Paul Chan => Bankrupt
(Mandarin)Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs
(Mandarin)Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin
(Mandarin)Carmen Teng => Leg hair long
(Hokkien)Connie Mah => Call your mother
(Cantonese)Danny See => Squeeze you to death
(Hokkien)Rosie Teng => Screws and nails
(Hokkien)Pete Tsai => Nose droppings
(Hokkien)Macy Koh => Never die before
(Cantonese)Pass around for some laugher

Minor Characters names?

Taiwanese Name Western Name
Liang Si Nan Tristan Liang
Yu Ci Lan Frisky
Shen Le Aldrich Shen
Li Cheng Yang Richard "Yan-yan" Li
Mei Tian (Doc) MJ Mei
Lu Jing Xi Vince Lu
Mei Ying Hua Evelyn Mei
Wang Tian Si Rex Wang
Men Zhen Ian Men
Jiu Duan Jake Jiu
Wu Wan Juan Candy "KK" Wu
Jiang Ye Shen Johnny Jiang
Guan Ri Hui Steven Guan
Sima Shu Harold Sima
Chi Jun Li Lovely Chi
Ke Yu Xiang Misha Ke
Yuan Qiu Ye Benjie Yuan

Major Characters names?

Taiwanese Name Western Name
Lu Rui Xi Joelle/Joey Lu
Zuo Yi Quan Brian Zuo
Jin Xiu Yi Wesley Jin

Now the Minor Characters

Mei Tian(梅田) (Tang Zhi Ping; based on Hokuto Umeda) – He is gay and is the school health official. He serves as Rui Xi's counselor and guardian several times.

Liang Si Nan (梁思南) (Danson Tang; based on Minami Nanba) – Flirtatious leader of the No.2 dormitory. He is Mei Ying Hua's son, and Mei Tian's nephew.

Jiang Ye Shen (江野伸) (Chen Wen Xiang; based on Noe Shinji) Student. He is frequently seen preening his hair.

Guan Ri Hui (關日輝) (Xie Zheng Hao; based on Sekime Kyougo) Student. Frequently hangs around Jiang Ye Shen.

Sima Shu (司馬樹) (Xie He Xian aka a Chord; based on Taiki Kayashima) Xiu Yi's roommate, and amateur spirit-chaser. He is never seen without a chopstick in his hair. He usually is seen being scolded by his friends to stop talking about his ghosts as well as waving and speaking to imaginary beings.

Julia (Nissa Marion; based on Julia) – Rui Xi's best friend. She hails from America and speaks with sporadic English.

Yu Ci Lan (based on Yujiro) The dog that Quan rescued from being taken away by the local animal control. Because the people who attempted to take him away were men, Yu Chi Lan has a particular dislike for male humans, except Quan.

Shen Le (申樂) (Ethan Ruan; based on Makoto Kagurazaka) – Quan's rival. He has a superficial altercation with Quan, but casts it aside to assist him in times of trouble.
Lu Jing Xi (盧静希) (JJ Lin; based on Shizuki C. Ashiya) – Rui Xi's older half brother. A Harvard graduate who specializes in cardiology.

Mei Ying Hua (梅穎華) (Guo Chin Chun; based on Io Nanba) Mei Tian's sister; Liang Si Nan's mother.

Wang Tian Si (王天寺) (Zhang Hao Ming; based on Megumi Tennouji) Leader of the No.1 dormitory.

Li Cheng Yang (李承央) (Yang Hao Wei; based on Senri Nakao) Called Yang Yang (央央) by classmates. He is a cynical and girlish student. He's also Ying Kai's token "Sweetheart" and has a huge crush on the leader of the No.2 dormitory.

Chi Jun Li (池君莉) (Vivienne Lee) Xiu Yi's confidant and friend. She was Xiu Yi's girlfriend until Xiu Yi admitted that he loved someone else.

Ri Ben Qiao (日本喬)[1] (Fu Tou; based on Wataru Nihonbashi) School photographer who freely harasses and stalks other students.

Oscar (Andy Gong; based on Masao Himejima) Leader of the No.3 dormitory.
Yuan Qiu Ye (元秋葉) (Duncan Chow; based on Akiha Hara) A famous photographer, formerly Mei Tian's classmate at Ying Kai.

Wu Wan Juan (吳琬絹) (Alexia Gao; based on Kinuko Karasuma) Also known as KK. She wrote most, if not all, of the articles on Zuo Yi Quan throughout his days as a high jump champion. She was Mei Tian's junior during their days at university.

Abby (Joelle Lu; based on Ebi Kotobuki) Yuan Qiu Ye's assistant and ex-wife.

Ke Yu Xiang (柯語湘) (Chen Xiang Ling; based on Rika) Quan's high school friend. One day, she inadvertently found herself in the middle of a road, prompting Quan to save her. Quan would end up suffering a knee injury from the incident, and would pull out of high jumping for the next two years.

Jiu Duan (九段) (Kao Chi Hung; based on Itsuki Kujou) Taekwondo master, and one of Wang Tian Si's henchmen.

Bei Hua Ke (貝華克) (Yuan Ming Zhe) One of Wang Tian Si's henchmen. His loyalty to Wang Tian Si leads him to take drastic measures against Rui Xi.
Men Zhen (門真) (Zhang Yong Zheng; based on Shoutaro Kadoma) Freshman who lives in the No.1 dormitory.